Doctor Money/Transcript

Menagerie I: Exoptable Money
"I REGRET TO INFORM YOU OF A RECENT NEW EAST-WEST CONFLICT ARISING. IN THE INTEREST OF THE ECONOMY WE ASK YOU KINDLY FOR MONEY."

"JUST SEND US A LETTER WITH THE MONEY SO THE ECONOMY CAN BREATHE NEW AIR AND BREATHE NEW MONEY WE ARE WAITING"

"WE HAVE NOTICED A DISTINCT LACK OF YOU SENDING US MONEY FOR THE GOOD OF THE ECONOMY. THE EAST-WEST CONFLICT HAS SPREAD TO THE FAR EAST NOW, THANKS TO YOU"

"CONSIDER THIS YOUR LAST WARNING IF YOU CONTINUE YOUR COMPETENCE YOU WILL BE MISSED."

"ENCLOSED IN THIS LETTER YOU WILL FIND A DEADLY VIRUS. YOU CAN BUY AN ANTIDOTE IN THE SHOP FOR MONEY."

"WE HAVE NOTICED THAT YOU HAVE NOT BOUGHT THE ANTIDOTE YET. WE ARE OBLIGATED TO TELL YOU THAT FAILING TO BUY THE ANTIDOTE MIGHT RESULT IN DEATH."

"THE EAST-WEST CONFLICT HAS ENDED. THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH PEOPLE LEFT TO FIGHT FOR THEIR RESPECTIVE CARDINAL DIRECTION. IN LIGHT OF THESE NEW CIRCUMSTANCES, WE HACE LOWERED THE PRICE OF THE ANTIDOTE."

"THANK YOU FOR YOUR BUSINESS."

"WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT THE ANTIDOTE IS NOT WORKING AS INTENDED."

"THE ANTIDOTE SEEMS TO NOT ONLY STOP THE VIRUS BUT ALSO PREVENT THE FUNCTIONING OF VARIOUS VITAL ORGANS. WE HAVE A NEW BUSINESS OFFER FOR YOU. WE WILL BUY ANY AND ALL VITAL ORGANS PEOPLE CAN GIVE US."

"WE HAVE NOTICED THAT THE ORGANS YOU ARE SUPPLYING TO US ARE OF SUBOPTIMAL QUALITY DUE TO THEIR ORIGINS BEING A STRANGE MAGICAL MONEY MACHINE. ANYONE WHO GETS AN IMPLANT DIES AFTER 2 HOURS HAVE PASSED."

"DUE TO THIS INCONVENIENCE WE CAN NOW ONLY SELL THEM AT A LOW PRICE. WE HOPE THAT YOU CAN RECTIFY THIS ISSUE BY MAYBE SELLING US SOME OF YOUR FAMILIES' AND FRIENDS' ORGANS."

"NICE TIN CAN."

"WE HAVE A GIFT FOR YOU"

"BUT BEFORE WE CAN REWARD YOU, WE NEED TO BE CERTAIN THAT YOUR PRODUCTION IS TOP NOTCH."

"WE WILL CONTACT YOU AGAIN ONCE YOUR MACHINE IS FULLY UPGRADED. I HOPE YOU WILL SURVIVE UNTIL THEN."

"WE HAVE NOTICED THAT YOU NOW HAVE UPGRADED YOUR MACHINE TO ITS FULL POTENTIAL NOW WE NEED YOU TO MAKE MORE MONEY. LOTS MORE MONEY"

"LOOK IN THE SHOP FOR YOUR GIFT. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GIVE US ALL YOUR MONEY."

"THANK YOU FOR YOUR BUSINESS. AS YOU HAVE NO MONEY NOW YOU ARE CONSIDERED WORTHLESS TO US. FOR THAT REASON, WE WILL CEASE ALL CONTACT WITH YOU. ENJOY YOUR CAN OPENER."

Menagerie II: Presentable Liberty
Good day. We are happy to inform you that you have been selected by me, Doctor Money to join an exclusive program for inmates all over the country.

We have noticed that due to the recent outbreak of a terrible virus the population of our beautiful nation has started dwindling. this is unfortunate. But there is still hope: You.

Recent studies show that 98% of our great nation's population is already infected with the virus. Incidentally, many of the remaining 2% are prison inmates like you. We hope that you continue to be vigilant and remain healthy.

In order to fight depression and suicidal thoughts in the dire situation you have found yourself in, you will be assigned your own personal Happy-Buddy™. Enjoy!

Good day Mr. Smiley. We have noticed that you have not met your happiness quota yet. Remember: You will only get to see your daughters again if you manage to lower the suicide rates in prison.

Dear _______, we may have accidentally sent you a letter addressed to a certain Mr. Smiley. We want you to know that this mistake has been rectified and that your Happy Buddy really does like you and is your best friend purely because you are so friendly.

It has come to our attention that your happy buddy has shown signs of not behaving in an exited and happy manner. If you wish to have you happy buddy replaced, please just sent us a letter and we will get rid of him.

Dear _______, Doctor Money is taking time off his bust schedule to personally tell you that everything is fine.

Mistakes were made. I, Doctor Money, want to personally apologise for any inconveniences that might have arisen from the virus of our creation. Please accept this framed picture of money as consolidation. (Comes with "Money endures all hardship" poster)

It has come to our attention that your happy buddy has stopped talking to you. We would like to remind you that you are loved and that you must remain happy.

You are worth every penny

Listen. We have noticed that you are being contacted by someone with a measurably free spirit. We would like you to ignore all of his letters from now on.

You are being taken care of. You are being protected from the virus and the horrors of the outside world. Do not forget: You are a prisoner.

This friend of yours... Salvadore. He cannot be here. I do not appreciate the way he talks. I do not appreciate the way he is talking about freedom to you.

This is no joke. Cease all contact with this Salvadore.

Oh.

Your friend tried to destroy the generator

That didn't really work out to well for him did it. He got electrocuted

Your friend is dead

They all are

Now your cell door may be open...

But what do you think leaving will accomplish? This town is dead. You and I are the last ones here. The backup generator only has energy for those red lights so the door is unlocked now.

Just stay in your cell

I will send someone to fix the generator for you

You will be able to keep playing game on your portable entertainment product

without a care in the world

I will even tell you why you're here

You will never know that if you leave

You will be allowed to do whatever you wish to

on one condition

Do not open that door


 * Words from Doctor Money if protagonist stays in the cell, waiting for the generator to be fixed''

''You made a wise choice. Now you get to enjoy your freedom to play all the games on your entertainment system you want. Congratulations, you imbecile.''

Do you know why you were locked up here?, You're So Stupid.

Of course you are aware of your innocence.

''You know organs are slim now because the virus I created destroyed them. Working organs go for a lot of money these days.''

''There is nothing more that people value more than their own survival. It doesn't matter how poor the quality of the organs I'm supplying is, they keep coming back to me.''

''But the real money lies in selling high quality organs. Especially if they come from people who are immune to the virus.''

People like you.

Remember the shot you received when you arrived in this prison?

It was the only working antidote.

You are worth millions now.

That is, your organs.

''I made you relevant. You should be thanking me.''

You are one of the few people I chose to be immune.

You are one of the few people I locked up.

And your organs will be the world's most sought-after resource.

Thank you for your cooperation.

You will be hearing from us shortly.