Mr. Smiley/Transcript

(Day 1)

Hello Hello Hello!!! I am your own personal Happy Buddy™!!! I have a present for you!!! FIVE CONFETTI POPPERS!!! HAVE FUN!!! (comes with five confetti poppers)

Hello my Buddy Friend buddy! Did you enjoy the confetti??? If so, I have another present for you!!!

It's a doctor money portable entertainment machine!!!!!!!!!!!!! Game included!!!!!! Have lots of fun :-) (comes with Doctor Money's Portable Entertainment Product™, with serpent as the only game)

HEY BUDDY!!!!!!!!!!! How are you doing??? If you're feeling down maybe a song will help! Lalala happy lala glad to lalala be alive lala!

HAHAHAHAHAHA That was fun wasn't it? I hope you keep a song in your heart always. For you are smart and kind and important.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHA How are you doing???

I'm feeling sooooooo great!!!!!!!!!!!! You are my bestest friendliest happy friend in the whole wide world!!!!!!!

Rise and shine sleepyhead!!!!! I hope you had a good night's sleep. I sure did!!!!!!! Hooray!!!!

(Day 2)

To celebrate the occasion of you getting up, I have sent you a second game for your portable entertainment product!! (Unlocks "Fear of Fire" game)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I have another present for you! It's a poster to remind you to always keep a smile on your face! (Comes with painting)

Hello Hello Hello!!! I hope you're enjoying your 2 games. They were expensive you know HaHaHaHaHHaHaHa

HAHAHHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA Please dont be sad

I know it must be hard all alone in a prison cell but you must remain happy!!!

Please.

(Day 3)

Hello HaHaHa Hello I head that some people are reporting their happy buddies to doctor money HaHaHHaHaHaHaHaHHa

You know what happens to them right?? do you?? You wouldn't do that to me would you? HAHA

I'm sorry I haven't gotten you another game yet I just don't have the money for it at the moment

I'm so sorry

So very sorry

(Day 4)

Morning Morning Morning! I have some very very good news for you!!!

I got you a new game with the last of my money!!!!!!!! This one's a real blast!!! Have fun!!!! (Unlocks "Piteous Moonlight" game)

Don't worry about me spending all my money, I'm okay

Just stay happy for me for the love of all that is holy stay happy they're watching

There have been incidents of people getting upset about how hard the games for Doctor Money's Portable Entertainment Product are.

Please do remember:

It's not about those games. It's about happiness!

Are you okay? Apparently more and more inmates are killing themselves. Please don't do that. For your sake and mine.

Morning!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I sold my house and my food and one of my lungs but don't worry

I spend the money on another game for you!!!! yay!!!! Have fun! Be happy! (Unlocks "Triangle Wars" Game)

Buddy!!! Are you playing your games??? Are you happy???

I am happy but tired. sleep buddy sleep

Tomorrow it will all end.

(Day 5)

Goody goody morning! all good? all fine? I don't care.

''I am not your friend. I was never your friend. Doctor Money was blackmailing me. He kidnapped my daughters.''

''He told me they were safe. He told me they would be okay as long as I kept you happy. But he lied''

My daughters are dead.

''They died from the virus two days ago. I never even got to say goodbye...''

But to you I will.

''You cannot lose hope as I now have. I have another game for you''

''I don't have the money for such expenses. But there's a huge market for organs now''

''I have already sold one of my lungs yesterday. And now I will finish what I have started.''

''I signed for them to take all of my organs. Money up front''

''I will not survive the procedure of course. But that's not important''

''You are one of the only ones left who are still healthy. Please don't lose hope''

I hope you enjoy the game

''I doubt it because it isn't fun. Like seriously not at all''

''I hope you keep going anyway. Always keep going. Don't give up like me. You never know how much more time you have. ''(Unlocks "Crankmaster" game)

Goodbye.